I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
"John was the only reason Sherlock faked his death-"
"John is the only one who sees through Sherlock, understands the man behind the mask-,"
"It wasn’t John and Mary’s wedding, Sherlock was actually planning his and John’s wedding, the fact that Mary was the beard-,"
"John was the only reason Sherlock shot Magnussen-,"
"John’s the only one in Sherlock’s mind who’s-,"
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.