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Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo - Daft Punk

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(Source: pitiful)

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(Source: pitiful)

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

kellin-quinn-and-friends:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

The real question is who the hell decided Uranus was a better name???